Friday, October 15, 2010

I'm Just Saying! (Church Folks)

Today's segment of "I'm Just Saying" is dealing with....CHURCH FOLKS.

1.  Ladies please.....I can't stress this enough......PLEASE stop coming to church like you in the club.  You can't come to God looking hoochified while "playing" holy ghost filled shouting.  Be careful what you shaking in the house of God, He just may grab hold of you and shake the devil out of you.  I'm Just Saying!

2.  Mothers of the church WHERE ARE YOU?  Did you all get the called to Glory?  Back in the day, the mothers of the church would help young girls become young ladies.  Talk to them, be nurturing, a loving godly woman.  Most of the ones I know barely speak and do not have time for you.  Just remember.....you are the mother of the church.....how long do you think you're going to be moving around on your own?  Your one step away from a cane or wheelchair!  I'm Just Saying!

3.  Attention ALL non singers.....please sing to yourself instead of being louder than the praise team or choir!!!  Sounding like Alvin and the Chipmunks with a Lou Rawls voice!  I'm Just Saying!!

4.  Deacons and Deaconess.....DO YOUR JOB!  When they call offering, what are you waiting for?  Stop looking around wondering if Deacon so and so is going up because you're tired.  Did you know the work of God is 24/7?  I see that your keys to your heavenly mansion was just transferred to the Deacon who took your place holding the offering plate.  I'm Just Saying!

5.  Saints stop calling your pastor to tell him what he need to do and how to do it.  He is in the position to teach you!  If God wanted you to be in control YOU WOULD BE PREACHING INSTEAD OF HIM so please go some where and PRAY!! (for yourself, that is)!  I'm Just Saying!

6.  Pastors and SAINTS of God: STOP PUTTING THESE LEADERS, (PASTORS, DEACONS, USHERS WHOEVER) IN THESE HIGH PLACES!  Who said they belong there?  When they fall, they gon fall right on you!  I'm Just Saying!.

7.  Oh and musicians.....this is a church!  Not a club jam sessions.    Acting like you doing an "Apollo" gig?  I'm just saying!!!!

8.  ATTENTION all shouters.  FAKE AND REAL!!!  If you know you a wild one......sit in the very front seat of the church AWAY from others.  Why do you ALWAYS have to shout at a drop of key?  The next person you hit may send you to your maker.  I'm Just Saying!!!!

9.  To all my gossipers, faithful sinners, you know who you are.  The ones sleeping with her man, his woman, doing threesome hesomes and hoesomes......get right cause that kitchen is extremely hot and its not because of passionate sex.  Hell has a special place for just you.  

and finally to all the fake behind the door creeping sneaking pastors who giving the rest of us Christian a bad name....Trust me when I post this...... God will reveal your dirty drawers for the world to see so if you aren't living by what you preach SIT DOWN or be SAT DOWN!  Bishop Eddie Long won't be the only one in the news.....Okay!  this is your girl Forealdoh with my 411,  take it or leave it .....I'M JUST SAYING!!!

I'm Just Saying Disclaimer:  This is the opinion of the writer.  The topics are not designed to hurt, bring pain but to deliver another way of thinking that is designed to help build a person up.  Keep in my mind that I write what I experience from my culture!  If you find that my writing offend you, this isn't the blog for you.  Keep it moving!  I'm Just Saying!  


Next segment of "I'm Just Saying" will post TUESDAY!!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

ARE YOU A MEMBER AT MY CHURCH? THIS IS GOOD!

Anonymous said...

I think she is member at my church! lol

Forealdoh said...

I believe this is a writing for all churches. :) Thanks for stopping by.