Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven. St. Peter was giving her a
tour of Heaven when she noticed that there were dozens of clocks on the
wall. Each clock displayed a different time of day.
When she asked St. Peter about the clocks, he replied, ''We have a clock
for each person on earth and every time they tell a lie the hands
move. The clock ticks off one second each time a lie is told.'' Special
attention was given to two clocks. The clock belonging to Mother Teresa
has never moved, indicating that she never told a lie. The clock for
Abraham Lincoln has only moved twice. He only told two lies in his life.
Hillary asked ''Where is Bill's clock?''
St. Peter replied, ''Jesus has it in his office... he's using it as a ceiling fan.'''
*********What is your clock saying about you?
Sincerely,
